well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
When are your genitals available?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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