i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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