I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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