I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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