We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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