i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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