Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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