when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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