If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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