honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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