I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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