you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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