I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
