If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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