he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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