It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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