Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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