He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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