Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm really busy with my period
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