You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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