I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize