is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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