Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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