Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm always down for nudity.
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