it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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