haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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