she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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