You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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