That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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