I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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