Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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