Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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