I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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