yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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