im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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