help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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