he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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