last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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