But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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