Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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