I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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