is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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