For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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