you would pick up someone in the library
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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