OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm really busy with my period
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