found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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