i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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