Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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