for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We have so much sex to catch up on
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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