Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I enjoy the company of your penis
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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