What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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