that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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