yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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