im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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