Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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