You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Pooping to opera.
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