I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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