im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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