he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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