I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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