One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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