hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Well I just put wine in my tea
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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