ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I believe in your delicious
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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