Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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